14 October 2025, 08:02

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Holecare: Here the world is burning and the pious

Holecare: Here the world is burning and the pious

Eleni Xenakis writes

It would be anecdotal, but it's a reality. Sign of the Times: Scenes from the gloomy international news alternate with nearby cosmetics shots of the peripheral area.

And we are not talking about what blends our darkest point - no longer in fashion - but about specialized beauty and care products, a category that in the world's world language belong to "Holecare" or "Asshole Beauty". (He would be translated as a beauty of K… in our language).

What is going on? How much does technology watch the human contradiction that beats red and sends the themes we are looking for? That is, a little horror, a little gossip and a lot of "beauty".

Vanity is getting lower and lower

Serum, moisturizing creams, powders ... The area around the anus, now waxed by laser light bundles and unexpectedly white for brunette skin, has equal rights to the rest of the body and therefore designed for it and all those products that Interest.

The industry, you see, of beauty after exhausting face, body and hair, decided to open its jobs by closing its eye at our most secret spot. There is even a brand, made in USA, literally dedicated to the care of the area around the anus.

And what do I care about? I remind me of hours-by-time elderly provincial cafés who sucking his heavy sweet, and without squeezing his smart mobile screen, "Where does my world go ...".

"Don't judge, Helen," as if I was listening to my psychotherapy girlfriends who decided not to judge nothing anymore. At least in the obvious, because our inner voice considers endlessly. If you don't judge how you will decide?

So I think that the world is burning from side to side and no serums or moisturizing for the peripheral area will change the situation ... which as it goes will lead us to sit for a lot of charcoal.

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